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On X was a post that caught my eye. It asked how you would hide a USB drive if you knew the police were going to raid and search for it. The following is my reply, it seems to have blown up.A USB drive, so tiny and sly,Must hide from the cops and the FBI!Not in a drawer, not under the rug,Not in a teapot or a coffee mug.I’ll skip the socks, the books, the shelf,For snooping noses will find it themself!Up to the attic, where cobwebs dance,I’ll dodge the creaks and take my chance.With toys in a dusty box, now long since shut,I’ll tuck that drive in a teddy bear’s butt!A stitch or two, so snug, so neat,No agent will check this bear’s fuzzy seat.They’ll search high and low, with their gadgets and flair,But they’ll never suspect my old teddy bear!So let them raid, let them poke and prod,My USB’s safe in this sneaky facade.In thirty minutes, my plan’s complete,All of you grin at my hiding feat!